Ladies: 6” Long ALL COTTON Webbing
Men’s: 4” Long ALL COTTON Webbing
Why are the ladies keychains longer?
Because size does matter… when trying to find keys in a purse.
Do the men’s keychains get jealous because they are shorter?
No. They just say FU if anyone has anything to say about it.
Can a man order a ladies keychain?
Yes, but we will secretly call you names like “sissy boy” and “Bonnie”. Since we don’t really know you, it’s not really much of a problem for you though… just more fun for us.