Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to check out our website.  We certainly hope you like our unique line of products and you can take a guess at what we would say if you don’t like them for some reason.

On this page, you will see that we have a contact form. There are a couple of “Do’s and Don’ts” about this form that you should know about.


Use the form on this page to get in touch with us about wholesale, distribution, reseller and private manufacturing opportunities.


Use this form to complain about your feelings or to let us know that you have been offended. Last time we checked, this was America and we had the right to express ourselves freely. And just like you don’t have to listen to us, or like what we do, we likewise do not have to listen to you bitch about how much you don’t like our products.  However, here are a few ideas that we have put together of pro-active things you can do to show us how much you don’t like us:

  1. Go post any of the following posts on Facebook or Twitter to warn your friends and family:
    • Never go to – you will be totally offended by the belts, ties and keychains that they sell.
    • If you like then you are no friend of mine!
    • I can’t believe how anyone would want to wear one of these:
  2. Go to our shop and buy our entire stock so no one else sees what we have to offer.
  3. Once you receive your order burn it all in protest and put it on YouTube so everyone knows about how much you hate us. Be sure to include our website in the video description so everyone knows where not to shop.
  4. Contact your local cable or network news outlet and tell them to run a feature on TV that warns others of the atrocity of a company that is
  5. Or there is the one most horrible thing that you could possibly do to harm us… close this page and do nothing.


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